February 17, 2012

Teaching, Laundry, and Lots of Rain


This week, I got to teach for the first time. After being a student for 18 years, it’s an interesting experience. It’s more fun than I thought, especially when the students actually learn something. Of course, there’s always the bully, and the kid depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. But for the most part, it’s a lot of fun. I also did a presentation about multiculturalism, which went very well.

Since there is no dryer in the house, I have been putting off laundry for a few days. When I finally decided to do it, the washing machine was going for two hours and counting. It turns out that the ‘white’ load is six hours long, so I had to manually skip to rinse.

I went to buy something from a store nearby, and while I was there it started raining cats and dogs. Due to bad judgement, I didn’t have my umbrella. I waited a little bit, but it showed no signs of stopping. I ran back home, and in ten minutes I was completely soaked. Great Brazilian weather myth: busted.

After only two weeks of work, I have the whole week off for Carnival. I will be in Rio for most of it because I managed to get cheap accommodation. The amount of excitement I have is over 9,000. Do you know what I meme?

Later

Fun Fact: The population of Lebanon is 4,000,000. There are about 7,000,000 Lebanese people in Brazil. The current vice-president of Brazil, the governor of São Paulo state, and the mayor of São Paulo are all Lebanese Brazilian.

Bader

February 12, 2012

Week 1

Hi,

So much has happened in the first week. Feel free to stop reading if you get bored.

I started work on Monday. I took the bus. The bus stops have no name and no information whatsoever. They are just slabs of concrete. I was lucky enough to meet someone who spoke English and was going where I was going, so he showed me the way. When I got to the school, they weren’t expecting me, so I didn’t do much teaching that day, and the whole week was just for me to get familiar with the school. On the way back home, I got lost in a taxi for an hour. After calling my roommate five times and going around in circles, we finally got home. It turns out I live in the middle of nowhere. My neighborhood has more dogs than people, and the dogs seem to suffer some sort of excessive barking disorder.

On the second day on the way back home, I got lost again. Some guy who looked like a character from “City of God” said he would show me the way. He didn’t speak anything but Portuguese, so we had a one-sided conversation on the way. We took the scenic route and walked through a dilapidated favela. One does not simply walk into a favlea. Dangerous city is dangerous. I thought he was going to take me to his friends and steal all my stuff, but luckily he was honest. Before I got home, it started raining. It was still sunny though. I have never seen sun, rain and thunder at the same time. Speaking of thunder, the amount of thunderstorms in this city is too damn high. On the third day I did not get lost, but I walked for 1.5 hours so I can discover the area and prevent getting lost in the future. On Thursday, I had to do some administrative stuff which took a whole day.

Sidarta is an international school with about 300 students only. Students are taught English, Spanish, Mandarin, and Portuguese, as well as all the other subjects. It is a school for the elite. The tuition fees for one year are almost as much as I paid for my entire undergraduate degree at McMaster. The school has a great campus and the teachers are nice. The kindergarten teachers are very nice, if you know what I mean. I get to eat lunch there everyday. In Brazil, lunch is the main meal, so that saves me from cooking.
I will be teaching students from 7-14 years old. Although I am an assistant teacher, my English is better than the actual teachers. One of the English teachers was telling me about the going to the ‘bitches’ in Rio. That kind of pronunciation completely changes the word, and it reminds me of the Italian guy who went to Malta. Some of the students said I look like Edward from Twilight, and some of them call me Edward. I don’t see the resemblance.

Although São Paulo is quite expensive, food can be very cheap. For example, an all you can eat buffet costs CAD$12, a bottle of cheap wine costs $1.5, and, a pack of cigarettes costs $3. The prices are all including tax. Why don’t they do that in Canada? If you buy something which is $99.99 it ends up being $113. So sell it at $113 and cut the bullshit.
In the first few days, it was hard to communicate, since only the young people spoke English. I used a unique language which is a mix of French, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese and sign language. I just use whatever words I know until one of them works. Sometimes it’s like playing charades. Later on, I found out that Portuguese is pretty similar to French, and that I can read it without much difficulty. It will take me some time to speak it well.

On Saturday, I went to Bauru, a city in São Paulo state, to visit my relatives. My grandfather’s brother is 83 years old. He came to Brazil 60 years ago, when he was roughly my age. In 60 years, he only visited Lebanon once. I am the first one from my hometown to come to Brazil and visit him. I have never met him before, but he was very welcoming. Today, I hung out with a friend I had met when I was on exchange in France.

In my first post, I forgot to mention that I was able to do this through AIESEC, so check it out if you are interested in doing an internship: http://www.aiesec.org/

My work here is done.

Bader

February 5, 2012

First Few Days

Hello,

After an epic battle to obtain a Visa to Brazil, the struggles were not over. I was screened in US Customs in Toronto, which made me miss my flight. After being convinced that I am not a terrorist, they let me go. I took another flight, but it arrived late to Houston (connection), and there was not enough time to transfer my luggage. On my fourth day in Brazil, I am waiting for the luggage to arrive today.

My roommate took me on a city tour yesterday, which was quite fun. Still, there is a lot to see, but I am trapped at home without any of my stuff. No pictures yet, since I don't have my camera.


The house I live in has a gate, an electric fence and a 24/7 guard. You know, the sort of protection an ambassador would get. I also have my own bathroom, and only one other person living in the house. I'm supposed to start my job tomorrow, but I don't know anything about it.

I hope my first post was not too boring. It's my first time writing a blog.


Bader